Recap

My name is Zoe, and my little sister is Quinne. 

When I used to have a Facebook, I would write down all the stupid/hilarious/horrible things she would say in the "Quotes" section of my account. 

I deleted it, but I want to continue remembering all the weird things she says.

SO that's what this is for. 

I already have a pretty big list though, so I'm just going to post them in one really long post to begin with, and explain them the best I can. 

Firstly. Quinne has terrible, TERRIBLE hearing. so these next ones are just things she misheard, and I had NO idea what she was talking about. 

Carl? 

Katinka? 

Ben went to nursing school? Good for you Ben! 

Lisa? If you want me to make you breakfast call me by my name!   (All I said to her was, "Quinne, can you please make me breakfast?")

Henry? 

Batty? 

A good mommy would have given me up for adoption?  (I didn't say anything about adoption when this happened, she just thought I said that)

Who? Who? Oh I thought you said "drop"  (I had mentioned something about "Josh".)

Drop?  (This was a totally separate occasion, but the same thing happened.)

Brains? Or beans? 

Did you just call me kickface? 

Did you just say you need a little pixie dust? 

She's swimming in her hair? 

Gramma invited you to the ho festival?  (I was telling my mom how my grandmother invited me to the Hope Expo for new homeowners.)

Lint? 

Did you just call him gun? 

I thought she just told you to kick the mirror. 

Dance to Chick-fil-A? 

Who's weird? 

Okay. And another time, we were playing a game like dictionary but online, and these are the things she guessed for the pictures they gave us. 

Husky thug puck 

Punch me with your trophy gun? 

Fire chicken! 

Like taking candy frogs from a fetus 

I don't remember where all of these things came from, but some of them are her trying to be mean, but instead she just sounds stupid. 

Your not gonna see it, cause you're bald. I mean blind.

I always get these trappy stomach gases.

Your elbow felt nice, I think you might be my type 

Go put your aspergers pants on.

I would rather have a hamburger than a baby. No! I would rather have a baby. Babies last longer.

What are you being for christmas? A WHALE?  I mean, halloween. Not christmas.

That's all.

I'll add more as they happen.