Sorry Quinne

When I'm angry...

Quinne tries to cheer me up.

Zoe: I'm so pissed off that I have to give up my whole week for this!

Quinne: (Hands me the fake Tinkerbell cell phone) Tell Tinkerbell all your problems.

Zoe: I'm really pissed off that I have to give up my whole week for this!

Tinkerbell: Always winging it! (Sparkle noises)

Quinne: Sorry... That was... That was awful advice.

Camping trip 2009

These are just some pictures of me and Quinne from our camping trip. It was really fun!

Grills

Today we were playing Catch Phrase! 

Quinne is terrible at it, because even if she doesn't know the word she will still try to explain it to you.

examples:

Quinne - This guy makes grills!

Zoe - George Foreman! 

Quinne - What? Maybe. Who's Mike Tyson, then?

Quinne - This is another way of saying 'balls of fury'... Grapes of Wrath!

Quinne - This is a type of potato. Probably. ... Beirut! 

Quinne - This is a parade they have when there's no more money... March of Dimes!

Quinne - This is what happens when someone tells you a joke and you don't get it... You get the last laugh!

Quinne - This guy is a wrestler ... Bruce Wayne.

Quinne - This guy wrote 'Babe' ... Noah Webster. 

My Freaky Little Sister

On one occasion, Quinne made a trail of animal crackers on her leg to lure my cat in.

Here's a montage of photographs of Quinne.

Blood

I have no visual aids for this post, but it's an interesting story.

I was going to the bathroom and Quinne slid a note under the door that was written in her blood.  I don't know how or why she did it, but I thought it should be documented.

Surprise Photograph

This is a picture Quinne took of herself today, I don't think she thought I would do anything with it SO I DID!

(She actually is very pretty, that's the only reason I don't mind putting up ugly pictures of her.)

Glowstick Mustache

This is a video I took on the way home from Leila's wedding. Quinne got like twenty of these glowsticks at the reception, and by the time she got to the car she only had a few. 

Leila's Wedding

We went to Leila's wedding last weekend! She was my best friend when I was like nine, and she looked really beautiful! The wedding and the reception were both so nice, it was really fun.

Here's a picture of their wedding dance! 

So on the way home, we once again were left with a very long car ride, and little / nothing to do. 

So here's some pictures.

(I didn't take them, Quinne did.)

(And I'm not naked, I just took the straps off my dress for the ride home.)

 

 

Keep on the Watch

We recently had our Keep on the Watch convention, which was very stimulating and good. 

But after sitting still all day, we had a lot of willies to get out in the car ride home. 

Here's some of the pictures from the occasion.

quinnezilla II

I just thought this looked hilarious, so I took pictures.  Quinne loves hugs and cuddles but she's often very overenthusiastic about it.  By overenthusiastic, I mean she crushes my lungs, sits on my bladder, or yells in my ear somehow.  

Dad got an idea of my everyday life when Quinne offered him a cuddle the other night.  

Basically she ended up getting a wedgie for it. 

Quinne's bald!

In anticipation for the convention this weekend, we've been cleaning our house and particularly our bedrooms so we won't have to come home to a dirty room after a long weekend.
SO anyway Quinne found this red hat and she just came into my room and did this to me, so I demanded to get it on camera.

"JigglePuff" by Quinne

This is a dance Quinne choreographed all by herself. It's called the "Jigglepuff" and it's so much creepier in person. She looks cuter because she's aware she's in front of a camera, but normally she puts her head down and lets her hair in her face and does this evil grin thing.

facial hairs

I like, love, love, love Picnik. I lost photoshop when we updated our family computer, and I recently discovered the stickers option! 

So all those pictures Quinne takes of herself on our phone and the camera can be put to good use.  Mustaches! And beards, on every one. I could probably make a gallery with that theme. 

I wish I could get this enlarged and frame it for her room because it's great. 

quinnezilla

One of the most noticeable things about my sister and I is our contrasting heights.  I have always been taller than her, except for probably the last two years. She's had an unusual amount of growth in her legs lately. 

So anyway, I'm 5'5" and Quinne is 5'10" (or 5'9" if you ask her).

Here is a picture of me trying to pick up Quinne, but her legs have practically doubled mine in length, so it's very difficult. 

(sorry we look so gross, we were reclining in our pajamas when this happened)

Consequences

Quinne made me a deal that if I did my baby cry for her, she would brush my teeth for me. 

These are the consequences of making such a deal.

Recap

My name is Zoe, and my little sister is Quinne. 

When I used to have a Facebook, I would write down all the stupid/hilarious/horrible things she would say in the "Quotes" section of my account. 

I deleted it, but I want to continue remembering all the weird things she says.

SO that's what this is for. 

I already have a pretty big list though, so I'm just going to post them in one really long post to begin with, and explain them the best I can. 

Firstly. Quinne has terrible, TERRIBLE hearing. so these next ones are just things she misheard, and I had NO idea what she was talking about. 

Carl? 

Katinka? 

Ben went to nursing school? Good for you Ben! 

Lisa? If you want me to make you breakfast call me by my name!   (All I said to her was, "Quinne, can you please make me breakfast?")

Henry? 

Batty? 

A good mommy would have given me up for adoption?  (I didn't say anything about adoption when this happened, she just thought I said that)

Who? Who? Oh I thought you said "drop"  (I had mentioned something about "Josh".)

Drop?  (This was a totally separate occasion, but the same thing happened.)

Brains? Or beans? 

Did you just call me kickface? 

Did you just say you need a little pixie dust? 

She's swimming in her hair? 

Gramma invited you to the ho festival?  (I was telling my mom how my grandmother invited me to the Hope Expo for new homeowners.)

Lint? 

Did you just call him gun? 

I thought she just told you to kick the mirror. 

Dance to Chick-fil-A? 

Who's weird? 

Okay. And another time, we were playing a game like dictionary but online, and these are the things she guessed for the pictures they gave us. 

Husky thug puck 

Punch me with your trophy gun? 

Fire chicken! 

Like taking candy frogs from a fetus 

I don't remember where all of these things came from, but some of them are her trying to be mean, but instead she just sounds stupid. 

Your not gonna see it, cause you're bald. I mean blind.

I always get these trappy stomach gases.

Your elbow felt nice, I think you might be my type 

Go put your aspergers pants on.

I would rather have a hamburger than a baby. No! I would rather have a baby. Babies last longer.

What are you being for christmas? A WHALE?  I mean, halloween. Not christmas.

That's all.

I'll add more as they happen.