FBS

Quinne just came in the room joking around that I had told someone she had Irritable Bowel Syndrome. Then she said, "Actually it's more like I have Fantastic Bowel Syndrome."

Hyena Urine

Today, Quinne tried to convince me that cotton candy at zoos is made of two things: hyena urine and sugar.

Actual quote: "Hyena pee is arguably the most delicious urine of any animal."